Sunday, March 04, 2007

Say What? Cate

I asked you, the lovely readership, to amuse us with added dialogue or a caption. Lots of fun entries this time. The runner up is a double + punny one from Ammonart 25

and the winner is by Paul C It's a bit exclusionary --you have to have seen The Fountain but if you did it's pretty darn funny


Amuse us. Add a caption or a line o' dialogue to this photo of Cate Blanchett on the set of The Golden Age (the sequel to Elizabeth) in the comments.

Thanks to everyone for playing. Now, who's excited to see this movie?

44 comments:

J.D. Judge said...

"Shekar, if I'm going to have a piece of the Great Barrier Reef on my head, couldn't it be more colorful?"

Ryan said...
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RC said...

Cate decided not to wear this to the oscars because she could not find Nemo.

Paul C. said...

"OK. Who's the wiseass who washed my hair with Tree of Life sap?"

Beau said...

"I have a fucking flower growing out of my head. Hell, if I'd wanted that, I'd have just done Taymor's "Across the Universe", but I'm a fucking QUEEN. And QUEENS with flowers enveloping their heads don't win Oscars.
Frigid, uptight, unemotional British bitches do.
ugh. i hate my life."

Anonymous said...

Damn,shawty,I said hook me up wit dem 30 inches,not dem 26s

Nick Davis said...

Cate Blanchett furrowed her brow, worried that the high lace collar on her dress was going to distract too much attention from her performance.

vince said...
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vince said...

"There is only room for one Queen in this town and I'll be damned if it's Helen-bloody-fucking-Mirren."

JS said...

"This is what happens from working too much: mistaking dandelions for tiaras."

Anonymous said...

Queen Eliabeth mourns as she realizes she has set a trend from which British fashion would never recover.

Anonymous said...

queen/drag queen

Ben said...

Red-heads do have more fun!

Anderson said...

Are you sure THIS is the way to get another Oscar? I think playing ugly or mentally disabled would've been easier...

16 year old blogger said...

"Here I am!"

AMMONART25 said...

Elizabeth was unhappy at rumours circulating about her being a feather-brain and an heir head...

lee said...

Hopefully, this costume, and these feathers, and this makeup will not overshadow my performance, and cost me a nomination for this Oscar vehicle...It happened to Ziyi Zhang and Kirsten Dunst. I'm frightened!

Marco said...

"How many pigeons do I have to kill in order to have a decent hat?"

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StinkyLulu said...

This breaking news just in...

Cate Blanchett's head exploded today.

Early reports suggest that the Australian actress had just received word that she would be appearing in every film made in 2008. Sources tell us that the actress's brains fluttered to the ground with an elegant, precise, and intelligent grace -- much like her many acclaimed performances. We'll bring you more on this extraordinary event as events warrant. Back to to you, Soledad.

Anonymous said...

"Damn, I shouldn't have worn the second necklace. Joan Rivers will never forgive me."

Colin said...

"In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a QUEEN. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and DESPAIR!"

Big Ted said...

And I am telling you...

adam k. said...

"Fine, I'll wear this thing, but I don't have to like it."

(thought bubble: what kind of drugs is Shekhar on?)

adam k. said...

But I gotta say, I love the one with the Tree of Life sap shampoo.

Dr. Clockwork said...

"Shekhar, this damn sequel and ridiculous ostrich outfit better win me my fucking lead Oscar...Damn that Paltrow bitch."

Mob said...

"Damnable birds and their unpredictable nesting habits! They're lucky that they're endangered."

Ron said...

"I did not just lose to an American Idol reject...I did NOT just lose to an American Idol reject..."

Anonymous said...

"Nathaniel doesn't love me anymore." (Sniff-sniff)

Kamikaze Camel said...

White? After LABOR DAY?! That bitch is going down. DOWN TOWN.

(on a side note, I just quoted two different movies at once. Crazy.)

Michael Parsons said...

I so do hope Joan Rivers is nice.

SusanP said...

Cate Blanchett suddenly has deep reservations about starring in Mass A-Peel: The Carmen Miranda Story, written and directed by Michel Gondry.

missizzy said...

"Hey, you try looking imperious when you've got a daisy on your head!"

Gibbo said...

Shekar (OS)
Wardrobe, we have a problem!

Wardrobe Assistamt scurries up.

Shekar (OS)
Lose the ruff.

Deborah said...

"No one told me about the bees."

filmfan said...

"Ladies and Gentlemen... I - and only I - give you: the queen!"

Middento said...

You know, after the "Tree of Life sap" one, I'm not even going to bother with my lame entry...

Anonymous said...

Dam these low budget brit costume dramas - feathers instead of diamonds!!!!!!!

Arkaan said...

I'm looking forward to the movie, if only to see Owen and Blanchett act across each other (which was supposed to happen with Closer, but Blanchett went and got pregnant).

Kamikaze Camel said...

I'm looking forward to it. I mean, it's Cate returning to her greatest role (not my favourite, but definitely her best) and we have Geoffrey Rush returning to one of his best. Plus, Clive freakin' Owen.

There was a funny skit during the AFI awards last year where they showed a clip of this movie (or it may have just been Elizabeth?) between Cate and Geoff. Geoff's dialogue was changed with him saying (along the lines of) "if you don't return to Australia for the AFI awards we'll get the next best thing. HELEN MIRREN" and just then Cate turns around and says an actual line from the movie "That whore!"

it was... funny at the time I guess.

Kamikaze Camel said...

Also, doesn't that flower look terrible CGI?

Kamikaze Camel said...

*terribly

(I'm just gonna crawl into a whole now)

WickedScorp said...

Somewhere, Camilla is looking on green with envy... as is Cher, as is Björk.

All shall love me and despair