Sunday, May 02, 2010

Say What, Secretariat?

I asked you to amuse us by adding a caption or dialogue to this film still in the comments. The pic is from the upcoming inspirational drama Secretariat starring Diane Lane & John Malkovich and the winner is John T for this say ahhh silliness


For now at least... maybe one day Diane and John will get golden boys and fillings.
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36 comments:

John T said...

Cavity and Oscar free!

Jorge Rodrigues said...

Diane Lane: Wasn't this supposed to be a drama?

John Malkovich: Yes, why?

Diane Lane: Then you'd better separate those horses or else we'll have to make it a comedy.

Julian Stark said...

Katie Holmes was just cast as Jackie Kennedy for a History Channel miniseries. Watch Diane Lane and John Malkovich as they pretend to look happy about it.

RJ said...

Diane: Oh, look! Oscar buzz!

John: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

vatz said...

Jorge put it best.

Chris Na Taraja said...

Diane Lane: "Come on, Dover, move your bloomin' ass!"

Joohn Malkovich: "Molkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich!!"

Chris Na Taraja said...

Lane: "Say Ahhhhh."

Malkovich: "Ahhhhh."

Asheley said...

John Malkovich: ah... AHH! You think that was funny?? Woman, PUH-LEASE.

Diane Lane: It was funny from this end! My goodness, is my humor really that twisted?

Marsha Mason said...

"What's this movie about again?"

"Who cares? I'd do this crazy Malkovich face even in another stupid inspirational horse movie that sounds about as un-Malkovich as it gets."

"Your suit's pretty Malkovich though."

The Jaded Armchair Reviewer said...

Diane: What's this movie we're doing called again?

John: DOWN WITH LOVE!

Marshall said...

Do you know how easily I could kill you, Secretariat? Do you know how many times I watched you go in and out of that stable? You are still alive because I have allowed you to live so you show me some GODDAMN RESPECT!

Luis Burguete said...

Diane: John!

John: What!

Diane: Why are we filming this shit?

John: I dont know! We only have to put this joke face pour an hour!

Diane: Jajajaja

John: JAJAJAJAJA

James T said...

Following Nathaniel's Oscar advice...

Diane: And I am teeeeeelling you

John: AAAAAAAAAAAAym not going

MRRIPLEY said...

"RUN IT'S HILARY SWANK"

Drew C said...
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Drew C said...

Malkovich: What's with the crazy blonde wig, and the sassy Southern accent?

Lane: Hey if Sandy can win an Oscar out of it, I need all the help I can get.

Malkovich: Let's just hope Josh's thing for facists goes away soon.

Volvagia said...

Diane: Why did one of the Transformers just appear on the race track?

John: That's the only way people would see this movie!

ak said...

Diane: Since when did I transform into Elizabeth Banks?

Sam said...

Her: "I can see the world through John Malkovich's eyes!"

Him: "Watch out for the New Jersey Turnpike."

Aaron said...

Diane: GO SECRETARIAT GO!!!!

Malkovich: Hey Diane! Secretariat is running off with your career!!!!!

Diane: [Silence. Mouth gaped open.]

Daniel said...

Diane: Are we remaking The Blind Side or Seabiscuit?

John: BOTH!

RT said...

"I'm only doing this film for the money!"

Anonymous said...

"Run, Hilary, run!!"



(too easy?)

Kurtis O said...

Diane: Hell yes!
John: What is it?
Diane: It's the Hollywood Foreign Press with our obligatory nominations!

Carlos da AVLC said...

John: Who's that angry guy at the podium?

Diane: It's Kanye West!

John: What's he saying?

Diane: "Horse, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Dog is the best animal of all time!".

Andrew R. said...

"This is me NOT being John Malkovich!"

"That makes about as much sense as you being in Transformers 3!"

The Z said...

DL: You were great in that jewel thief movie.

JM: (That famous Malkovich staccato) I -- never played -- a jewel thief!!!

Sebastian Gutierrez said...

DL: Well, John, that's it for our careers. Any regrets?

JM: Eragon!

adri said...

No, no, Diane. For hammy scene stealing, your mouth has to make more a rectangle than a circle. And can you wrinkle your forehead a bit? No? Ah, well...

Philip said...

These are our Oscar loss faces...oddly the same as our 'faking-it-in-bed' faces...

Glenn said...

Diane Lane and John Malkovich just watched Amelia.

Bobby said...

"Look, John. It's Bernie Madoff bringing you all your money back!"

Guy said...

Upon watching the trailer for "Secretariat," Diane got the uncomfortable feeling that John did not share her excitement.

James T said...

Diane asked John how to make a horse happy.

Diane: This is a Disney movie!


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I'm sick, I know :p

badmotherfucker said...

John: By George, she's got it! Now, once again where does it rain?

Diane: Own the plane!

Hilary_Swank said...

Diane Lane: OMG, I got another oscar nod.

John Malkovich: Bullock and you are making white the new bait material.