Thursday, April 20, 2006

Billy Billy Zane, Where Are You?



Just got a press release through in the post which I'm going to have to type out in its entirety, as it sounds like possibly the best film of all time and is opening on 5th May in the UK (straight to DVD in the States, I believe). Yes, the above is a real production photo. No, I have not changed a single word of the below.

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THREE (15 cert, 94 min)

starring KELLY BROOK, BILLY ZANE and JUAN PABLO DI PACE
directed by STEWART RAFFILL

From director Stewart Raffill, THREE is a sexy, psychological thriller starring Kelly Brook (School for Seduction) and Billy Zane (Titanic).

Wealthy businessman Jack (Billy Zane) and his beautiful trophy wife Jennifer (Kelly Brook) find their holiday cruise cut short when their luxury cruiser catches fire and sinks. Shipwrecked on an idyllic paradise island Jennifer and the attractive Latin boat-hand Manuel (Juan Pablo di Pace) make a shelter for themselves as they await rescue, but they are not alone and when Jack emerges from the water a dangerous love triangle is formed. As Jack's jealousy grows it threatens the fragile equilibrium of their new world and soon they are fighting not only the elements, but each other, for survival.

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I am so there. I bet that equilibrium is really fragile, and I bet the Latin boat-hand is really attractive. But I suspect Zane "emerging from the water" will be the high point, right? Sound like he's really venturing into uncharted territory here, don't you think? What do you mean, no?

11 comments:

Ramification said...

heh, isn't Kelly Brook his real life girlfriend or did I just imagine that in my head ?

Goran said...

This is actually already out at the video store where I work (in Melbourne) - it has been for months now. Are you saying I should watch it?

tim r said...

What are you waiting for?!

Nick Davis said...

From the pen of Donald Kaufman, right?

Anonymous said...

Kelly Brook is the British babe with massive tits, the one banging the Transporter, right? Just trying to get a frame of reference...

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Cal said...

Brook is with Zane now. This looks like a complete and utter shipwreck :P. I actually like Brook as well :S

Kamikaze Camel said...

I need to see this movie. It sounds like a pisser. Their relationship obviously wasn't very stable if at the first sign of him being out of the picture she's moving on to the hunky deck hand.

But still... this sounds awesome.

Dr. S said...

Are there snakes on that motherf*cking boat? Or at least on the island?

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