I am so sorry my information-hungry readers! I totally forgot my duty of educating you on the special properties of this specific month. What would you ever do without me? I bet you totally haven't been celebrating appropriately. As soon as you read this, get to it.
April doesn't spread itself as thin as March (God, March was a whore, wasn't it?) but did you know that April is...
Alcohol Awareness Month
National Parkinson's Awareness Month
National Occupational Therapy Month
National Autism Awareness Month
Now you know so much more about April than your neighbor. Live out the rest of the month accordingly.