Thursday, June 07, 2007

Say What? Evening

I asked you to amuse us with dialogue or caption for a still from the forthcoming Evening featuring Patrick Wilson and Claire Danes. A lot of silliness ensued. And then I forgot to repost with the winning entries. My bad.

Here are zee winners. From Vince...


And from Anonymous....


I don't even know why this last one is funny but it made me laugh every time I read it. Thank you to everyone who played.

29 comments:

Marius said...

Claire Danes to Patrick Wilson: Dude, you remind me so much of Paul Newman in his younger years. Now, turn around and show me that fine ass.

rural juror said...

"I love you Billy Cruddup!...I mean, Patrick Wilson. Sorry...you already played a part where you slept with Mary Louise Parker so my mind just went there."

Barry said...

I have the Evening trailer up in my blog. Scroll down and you'll find it.

vince said...
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16 year old blogger said...

Patrick:
"My wife is pregnant..."

Thought Bubble on Claire:
"Sigh...Two down...Now where is Jeffrey Dean Morgan???"

adam k. said...

PATRICK: "Can you believe we did it FOR REAL during that take, and no one had any idea???"

CLAIRE: "Haha, now this movie is porn!"

...

thinks: (I hope I'm not pregnant)

Dave said...

Claire: "Any smile you can fake, I can fake harder."
Patrick: "No, really, in some states it's not even illegal to strangle someone in retaliation for a public pantsing."

16 year old blogger said...

CAPTION:
This is why you should never get drunk and take off your pants before a GAP commercial.

Anonymous said...

Caption: "He was a woman, and she was a man."

Immediately gets you wondering what the story is!

Kurtis11 said...

Claire: "Am I as good of an on-screen lover as Kate Winslet?"

Patrick: "Yes. But you don't hold a candle to Ben Shenkman."

Joel said...

PW to CD: 'If Kate couldn't win an Oscar doing this, what chance have you got?'

Ben said...

Although I do quite love Kurtis11's contribution, here's mine:

"Crest Whitestrips: Helping Pretty People Stay Pretty For Years"

Anonymous said...

One thought: "Neither of them were convinced the straining bed frame they were about to put to the test would survive the encounter."

Anonymous said...

PW to CD: Oh, my Kateloseslet!

Michael Parsons said...

"No Claire, I have the most insanely frightening smile"

Kamikaze Camel said...

Who new The Gap could be such a powerful aphrodisiac!

Damselfly said...

Fall Into the Gap!

Anonymous said...

Claire Danes (thinking): They say I'm not sexy. I'll show them by making out with the hottest guy there is.
Patrick Wilson (thinking): They say I'm the sexiest. If only they knew how not interested I am.

Marcelo - Brazil.

Anonymous said...

Off-topic, but I saw the film last week. Such a disappointment. :(

Anonymous said...

"Ahhh, yet another man I've stolen from Mary-Louise Parker."

Anonymous said...

Claire Danes to Patrick Wilson: "Dawg,who finer,Lil'Wayne or Young Jeezy?"
Patrick Wilson to Claire Danes:"Shit,I aint know.My dawg Lil'Wayne sang a lot better.Akon kinda whack."

rwatson said...

Claire to Patrick: "I hope you enjoyed 'my so-called orgasm.' Apparently cancellation isn't the only thing that comes too soon."

right said...

Patrick: "More of Leo's sloppy seconds? At least I can look forward to Vera Farmiga."

RC said...

PW: "I Tarzan. You Jane."

rural juror said...

"All that's left is for me to dye my hair and throw a puppy out of a window and my 'Single White Female' transformation into Mary Louise Parker will be complete..."

Pedro said...

FX: sound of train approaching

Patrick: "Hey, this is the wrong trailer!"

------o------

Alternate:

Caption: That Evening, he left home his Little Children and closed her Gap.

vince said...

PW: Aren't you glad we dressed for the occassion?
CD: This Flintstones marathon is the highlight of my year.

Anonymous said...

I know why that second one is funny... because I wrote it. ;)

(Oh rat, every 'anonymous' poster can claim my poetry now.)

- The Baz Luhrman-hating Anonymous Australian Poster

NATHANIEL R said...

there's a simple solution --put your name at the end of the comment you're writing.

signed,
nathaniel.

see how easy that was!