Sunday, May 09, 2010

Say What? Just Go With It

Amuse us. Add a caption or dialogue to this pic of Jennifer Aniston & Nicole Kidman on the set of Just Go With It in the comments.


I'll repost later this week with the winning entry

42 comments:

Ian said...

A lesbian remake of "Interview with the Vampire"... with no Botox. Just go with it!

ak said...

Jen: Oh my God, there's my career!

Nic: Ew.

badmotherfucker said...

Nicole: Oh my god, did Brad really do that? You poor thing!

Andrew R. said...

"Why are we in a Dennis Dugan film? Look at his filmography!"

"Just go with it!"

jbaker475 said...

Jen: Hey, it's Nick Swardson and Adam Sandler shirtless in a pool

Nicole: Ew. kthanxbai.

Simon said...

"It's the sun! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!"

Murtada said...

Jen : really Nic, you are doing another romantic comedy after "Bewitched" and 'Stepford Wives".
Nic : Who are you to talk? You were in "Bounty Hunter". You may leave the witness box

Arkaan said...

Who does Sandra Bullock think she is, refusing to do Practical Magic 2 with me just because she has an oscar?

JoFo said...

"It's a copy of interview with a vampire!!!"

Prospero said...

"No Nikki, Angelina's over there. And don't forget to turn the blades on 'High'"

badmotherfucker said...

Sorry, had to do another one!

Jen: Is that Angelina Jolie?

Nicole: Oh fuck!

PoliVamp said...

Jen: And we'll do my big scene there. It will be VERY emotional.

Nicole (thought bubble): I turned down the Dusty Springfield biopic for this?

Fernando Moss said...

Jennifer: Look at the tape! My performance is definitely Oscar-worthy... don't you think?

Nicole: Ugh... Hell no! I should be filming The Danish Girl...

Jude said...

Jen: Is that your dignity?

Nic: Oooh. I guess after 'Stepford Wives' and 'Bewitched,' this was the final straw...

Smint said...

Movie: The Princess and The Maid

Jen (the maid): Hey you, I am in a movie with Nicole Kidman

Nicole (the princess): EWWW... I am in a movie with Jennifer Aniston?

Philip said...

Jennifer: HAHAH, did someone drop your Oscar in dog shit!?

Nicole: F***!

MHerzog said...

CAPTION:

Creative Artists Agency: Careers gone wrong? Just go with it: Blame the paparazzi.

Peter Chan said...

Jen: "So you're the bitch that quit Mr. & Mrs. Smith so Angelina had to step in?"

Aaron said...

Nicole: UGGGHHHH!!! Why did I do this film!?!? My career is ruined!!!

Jen: Honey, you're over 40. You don't have a film career anymore.

cjmovieman said...

Jen: Omg, there is where I left the script, now we can go back to filming.

Nicole: Dear Christ, it's horrible. I'm Nicole fucking Kidman, they want me back on the set for Rabbit Hole.

Chris Na Taraja said...

Nicole: No Jennifer, we are not "friends"!

Michael B. said...

Jennifer: Oh, look. There's your Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress!

Nicole: Ahhh, noooo! Get it away! Get it away!

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On that note, does anyone think that this movie might have a Bride Wars/Norbit effect for Kidman? Especially since the release date is smack dab right in the middle of when nominated ballots are due (February 11)...

vatz said...

In a contest to see who could make a bigger poop, Jennifer Aniston was confident that she had the bigger pile.

Matt T said...

J: That's what Heidi Montag used to look like.

Wilfred said...

Director Tom Six almost made it big by casting Aniston and Kidman in The Human Centipede (screenshot actual reaction to centipede sample).

the-eraser-guy said...

Jen: Damn it Nic you´re supposed to smile at Adam Sandler!It´s a fucking rom-com...

Nic. I AM smiling...

Adam Sandler gives Jennifer Aniston 50 bucks and says: Holy shit, you were right that face IS frozen...

James T said...

Jen: OMG Nicole, a wrinkle is coming!

Nic: Nooo! You go to her, not me.

Glenn said...

But I don't wanna get near Justin Bieber just to be popular again! I can't, I won't!

Volvagia said...

J: Hey, look, it's Ron Livingston. I'll take anyone to be happy.

N: Ugh! Why go after that catfish when there are plenty of salmon you could be snaring?

Dave said...

J: Nice cartoon-style detonator, Nicole. Blowing up your career?

N: No, this is hooked up to that trailer where they keep our contracts for this film, as well as the script and all footage shot so far.

J: ...it helps if you put your back into it.

Volvagia said...

After the photo:

J: Hey, maybe, once Katie's done, I could marry Tom Cruise.

(Warning: Imagined bigotry)

N: Don't. The only reason he's so happy is he's found another one like him, another amoeba. I warned Penelope, and, compared to me, she got out in a flash. (sigh) He turned down the lead in Edward Scissorhands because he viewed the character as being an amoeba and wanted a "happy ending."

Iggy said...

Aniston: Hey, look! Adam (Sandler) is going to jump into the pool. Naked!

Kidman: Agh, did he need to bend over?

Janice said...

//On that note, does anyone think that this movie might have a Bride Wars/Norbit effect for Kidman? Especially since the release date is smack dab right in the middle of when nominated ballots are due (February 11)...//

@Michael B: I'm going to optimistically say "I doubt it" - Nicole's part in this is a supporting role, whereas Murphy was the lead in Norbit. (And, Anne Hathaway wasn't really up for anything else, so I don't see how Bride Wars hurt her nomination-wise. Annoyed some of us who know she's better than that? Sure.)

Then again, anyone remember how - well, how good- Jen was in the good girl? Why doesn't she stretch like that again? (another rom-com, really?)

Sorry for hijacking the thread.

@arkaan - this character reminds of me Gillian too.

Anonymous said...

Jen: There's Brad, push the trigger...

Nic: Just a sec Jen,here comes Tom...

mrripley said...

"oops there goes your cred nic"

J.D said...

@Michael B: S. Bullock won a razzie and an oscar this year

adri said...

JA: Just follow the Yellow Brick Road of Self-Promotion...
NK: (thinks: I thought this was a sequel to "Practical Magic" with Sandy. When they said I'd work with America's Comedy Sweetheart, I never dreamed they meant HER).

Anonymous said...

Jen to Nic:
Just go with it. I do. The spray tan and botox center is right over there.

Nic to Jen: Nooooo! Stay strong.

Wild Celtic said...

(Guy gets out of swimming pool only to have his swimming trunks fall off in the water)

Jen: "Wow! Look at the size of that!"

Nicole: "Oh my..."

Guy in pink shirt: "I GOTTA get a pic of that for my facebook."

Luiserghio said...

Aniston: If you think about it, our careers are similar, I married a movie star, you too, you've worked with Sean Penn, Aaron Eckhart, Vincent Cassel, Catherine Keener, Philip Seymour Hoffman, George Clooney and Shirley MacLaine, I've worked with all of them, you did work with Jack Black, I did work with Ben Stiler, you did work with James Caan, I did it with Scott Caan, you've worked with Anthony Hopkins, Brad introduce me to him. You are married with a singer, I date on and off with a singer. I don't know why people don't look at me in the same way they look at you... hey! you've worked with Kubrick, Luhrmann, Van Sant, Amenábar, Daldry, Glazer, Baumbach and Cameron Mitchell... I've worked with... ehh? hmm? LOOK! it's the new poster for "Just Go with It" and our names are beside each other, just right down Adam Sandler's. aaah!
Nicole: Ughh! Iuuu! I have to call my manager!.

davidjanise said...

Jennifer: "It's Teri Hatcher!" Nicole: "OMG with haste, it may be contagious!"

cinephile said...

Jen: Look, Nicole, there's your career!

Nic: Oh no, there's my plastic nose! I need it right now!