Saturday, June 16, 2007

Say What? Winona

I've declared a tie in the caption/dialogue contest



Joe (left frame) & Adam (right frame) are the winners this week for giving voice to this film still from August release The Ten . [trailer]

thanks for your participation
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48 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hello there. I have had plenty of experience polishing wood all over so how about I show you my rubbing technique?"

sunny said...

"You'd make a fab decoy at Sak's..."

Damselfly said...

"Is that my hand up your ass or are you happy to see me?"

Dabs said...

Winona says "We have something in common. We're both heartless, talentless dummies."

Dummy responds "True but you've been fisted many times more than I ever will be."

RC said...

dummy: "Rumor has it you used to be a little woman."

J.D. Judge said...

On the set of A Scanner Darkly

"Come here, Keanu..."

Kurtis11 said...

Winona: "So you wanna be a real boy?"

Aaron said...

Winona Ryder and "Skippy" on the set of Edward Balsa-Wood-Hands

douglas said...

i told you i could easily put you in my pocket...

Anonymous said...

Winona: Aw I love your wooden mouth!
Dummy: Wish I could say the same thing about your wooden acting!

adam k. said...

Noni: "You know what'd REALLY turn me on?

...

Stealing you."

Sane Person said...

"I might be a dummy but that doesn't make me stupid enough to be another notch on your bedpost."

vince said...
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vince said...

Dummy: You know, there are more things I can do with my tongue than just talk.

Noni: Well, pass that martini over to me so you can get down to business.

Ben said...

It was a cute shirt, but not quite what she was thinking when she snatched it at the store. Winona wondered if the store would give store credit for stolen merchandise.

vorpal said...

I won't tell Sarah Jessica if you won't, Mattie.

Sam said...

"You have my credit card on file, don't you?"

Carl said...

"So...why exactly do they call you 'Woody'?"

Anonymous said...

"It's in his kiss. That's where it is..."

Rob

Paxton Hernandez said...

Hey! I didn't know Winona starred in James Wan's Dead Silence = D

Michael Parsons said...

You are absolutely darling...and you will fit in my hand bag!!!!

Anonymous said...

"got wood? Do you know what I'd like to do to you?"

"Hey, I ain't no dummy".

Yafi said...

Winona "Do I turn you on?"
Dummy "Erm, I would be turned on if I wasn't scared of catching whatever illness you got from your string of Winona Riders."

YAFI

The voice in your head said...

Dummy: Yes, honey, I'd rather ride this bar and drink my Martini in peace than ride you and be given a headache.

Bar Dummy said...

Dummy "Wrong bar. I'm not a rock musician with STDs."

Winona "Your loss. Just to let you know, you could have me."

Dummy "Easy girls don't turn me on. Try another dummy."

qterplix said...

i have nothing clever to add, i just had to let Adam K. know that his comment made me do that kind of sudden loud laugh that startles and annoys those near me.

ThePanther said...

Dummy: You keep tickling my chin and I'll pinch your big nose, hunchback.

J.D. Judge said...

I abstain. For obvious reasons.

Kamikaze Camel said...

I liked JD's... cause Keanu acts wooden! I geddit. I'm S-M-R-A-T Smart!

J.D. Judge said...

Hehe, thank you Glenn.

NATHANIEL R said...

yeah that's why with the funny.

and even funnier because it's the second time they've worked together and she still doesn't recognize him. though i get that that's not really the joke ;)

adam k. said...

I thought the Keanu thing was cause he seems kinda dumb, i.e. a "dummy." So it works on multiple levels. But yeah, Keanu acting wooden is a funnier interpretation.

Anyway, I'm just gonna be shameless and vote for myself, cause I never ever win these things and I've always wanted to, so I'm not gonna do something dumb like abstain due to bias, and ruin my one chance to win.

You think oscar nominees don't vote for themselves? Pshaw.

Plus, I like my caption...

J.D. said...

Well then, screw dignity. I VOTE FOR ME! And so should you!

adam k. said...

Damn, only you and I and Glenn have voted. And Glenn voted for you! I'm behind.

But qterplix basically voted for me unofficially. That means we're tied.

Aaron said...

I think I'll vote for me, then. I do feel the Nader of Say What, though...

J.D. said...

And I'm Al Gore, Adam's Dubya, and Nat's the Supreme Court. No negative view of the people involved, but it's just FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!

At least I'll have (possibly) the most Oscar-winning documentary in history to my credit, right? RIGHT?!

Aaron said...

Perhaps, but my doc will be better

J.D. said...

Okay, so you're the Dixie Chicks now.

BADMOUTH ADAM NOW!!!

Aaron said...

I can't - he has "chicken monkey shoes" - how does one argue with that??

J.D. said...

Say he wheres Chicken Monkey Shoes in front of a bunch of Londoners and you'll win 5 Grammys 4 years later. I promise. :D

Anonymous said...

I vote for the stealing one. It's the only choice.

adam k. said...

Ew, I REFUSE to be Dubya. Can we use a different metaphor, please?

In other news, some anonymous person voted for me. Yay.

adam k. said...

On the other hand, J.D., if we stick with the election 2000 metaphor, that means Nat could choose to let me win even if I don't get as many votes as you. So maybe I should reconsider my objection.

Anonymous said...

those are some lame ass caption winners.

NATHANIEL R said...

than write a better one yourself the next time there's a contest

adam k. said...

Yay! I win! (sort of)

...but I must object to the exclamation point after "stealing you." When she says it, she says it in a soft, sexy, panting way, and not a loud, enthusiastic, 'trying to be clever' way. We are laughing at her, not with her. She's totally serious here. Totally calm and in control (or so she thinks).

Well, that was my intent, anyway...

adam k. said...

...but on the other hand, I could see why you'd want it there for emphasis.

God, I overanalyze everything...

J.D. said...

And if you'd notice Adam, I said Nat was the Supreme Court. So, now I'm confused. We're co-presidents of a picture of Winona Ryder with a puppet... interesting... wait for it...

I (kinda) WON!!!!!!

I like that.