Thursday, February 18, 2010

Say What, Queen?

Amuse us. Caption one (or both) of these photos or give it dialogue in the comments. I'll choose a couple of winners and repost on Monday. Your captions/dialogue don't have to be related to Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. There are no rules once you've stepped through the looking glass.


29 comments:

Timothy Marshall said...

Photo #1: "I am Shiva the destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening. L'Chaim!"

Photo #2: In Wonderland, the Academy Awards give out frog oscars and Helena Bonham Carter has won best actress 14 years in a row.

Jim T said...

first:

someone: You are the White Queen, not the Snow Queen

Anne: You mean I don't have to look creepy?

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second:

Red Queen: No, the hearts on my dress don't imply that I am a loving person! No flies for you this week.

Anonymous said...

#1: Bitch please. I shoulda been muthaf#@!!ing Black Mamba!

#2: Hell yeah it's too big. It freaks me out too, but that's the way Timmy likes it...

-VAL

Denji said...

Photo 1: I'm ready for Bride Wars 2! Are you, Stephanie?

(*Stephanie is Kate Hudson in Nine)

Photo 2: Tell me where Sweeney Todd is or I'll cast Avada Kedavra on you!

N.M. said...

#1

Anne: Raffaello! Yeah, I know, the stress really took its toll. Now have some of this 'magic' brew...

#2

Helena: There must be some mistake - I wanted to be a queen of *people's* hearts.

OtherRobert said...

#2:

What do you mean you're not allowed to perform live at the Oscars? Weren't you in the cast of The Princess and the Frog? Off with their heads!

JL said...

#2:
Helena to one of the frog:
Helena: I wonder what happned with Helen Hunt? (Evil Laughter)

jbaker475 said...

Photo#2:

"What do you mean, you 'didn't like The Wings of the Dove'???"

Dusty Hixenbaugh said...

Photo #1: (caption) Anne Hathaway promotes Duncan Donuts' new powdered-sugar breakfast coffee.

ShoNuff Lives said...

#1 "chocolate eyebrows highlight even the whitest hair. milk, dear?"

#2 "at least frogs don't leave shoeprints. (mumbling) the things i put up with. hmmph!"

Colin Low said...
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billybil said...

Photo #2:

I AM big! It's the knaves who got small!

Anthony Argenti said...

Photo #1 - Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down!

Photo #2 - OFF WITH YOUR LEGS

Julian Stark said...

Photo 2: The lesson for today is to never shack up with Tim Burton. Look what happened to my head

Deus Ex Machina said...

Anne: Eat what's in the spoon and you'll quickly forget how off-putting I really am.

Helena: You make me proper sick! I hired your inept amphibian arses to adapt another E M Forster novel into a picture for ME to star in and what do you say?! They all have been done!!

ThaDropDownBear said...

White Queen: Some soup with your meat pie Ms. Lovett?

Red Queen: Oh Its funny because I was in Swee- OFF WITH HER HEAD!

Clarence said...

Photo 1: As queen of Genovia, I declare today to be "Worst Lady Gaga imitation day!"

Photo 2: I'll be staring at me too but too bad I'm used to looking like the makeup machine exploded on my face.

Runs Like A Gay said...

Anne Hathaway really loved her home made coconut husk frisbee.

Jim T said...

Clarence, you're on fire!

Andrew said...

Photo 1: How'd Nine work out for you, Kate Hudson! He he!

Ian said...

#1: Anne Hathaway, "Before Rachel Got Married (and Kym Went to Rehab)"

Mike Lippert said...

Photo #1: Oh come on and and just take it, it's no worse than a new Tim Burton movie!

Mike Lippert said...

Photo #1: Oh come on and and just take it, it's no worse than a new Tim Burton movie!

badmotherfucker said...

Anne: Maybe she's born with it.

Announcer: *Maybe it's Maybelline.*

Anne: Who the HELL was that?

badmotherfucker said...

Helena: Is the Queen of Hearts gonna have to decapitate a bitch?

Anonymous said...

Photo #2: Well, yes. When one is sleeping with the director and never has to audition for anything anymore, one's head can tend to lose its proportions...

Jim T said...

Off with Lippert's head :p

Come on, it could be great. And I'm not a big Burton fan.

badmotherfucker said...

Sorry, I had to do this.

Photo #1: Bitch, please!

Philip said...

Photo #1: Why yes, the 'Princess Diaries' days are over now. I've been promoted to Queen status. Heehee.

Photo #2: What? My head looks bigger than usual? Well...if you were cast in every Tim Burton movie, you'd be that way too....No, it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I happen to be married to him...why am I explaining this to a frog? STFU BITCH.