Sunday, June 01, 2008

June Weddings

Helen and Bob Parr were married June 1st, 1989, at the church on St. Pablo Ave. Justice of the Peace Brad Bird presided. The bride is the daughter of Mr and Mrs. Conyers Georgia. The groom is the son of Mr and Mrs Craig T Parr. The bride wore an ivory silk Valenta ball gown. She carried a bouquet of white daisies. Best man was Lucius Best.

The bride is a graduate of Metroville University with a degree in hydrocarbon polymerology. She currently serves the public as a superhero. The groom also performs heroics. They plan to continue incredible crime fighting and reside in downtown Metroville.


[excerpted from the Municiperg Tribune, June 2nd, 1989]

7 comments:

Joe Reid said...

I love this beyond reason. Brilliant.

J.D. said...

They better make a sequel to this.

NATHANIEL R said...

it sucks that they had to relocate to the suburbs

RahulB said...

Her parents must be diseased if her dad's named Conyers, Georgia. Everyone knows about the Rockdale county mess.

Oh Atlanta metro area, you never fail to disappoint.

NATHANIEL R said...

holly hunter is from conyers georgia... ;)

Neel Mehta said...

Looking forward to more such announcements this month, including The Marrying Man, if you have the bandwidth.

RahulB said...

Talk about a diamond in the rough...