So you're a member of the paparazzi. You tell your friends how hard it is; Britney Spears attacks you with an umbrella, David Schwimmer gives you the bird and Bjork goes ape-poopy on you at the airport. HA! That's nothing compared to the Ekberg treatment. Here's Anita in front of her villa in Rome in 1960 threatening paparazzi with ... a freaking bow and arrow!
When the paparazzi are outside my house (you wouldn't believe how often it happens) I usually just throw Coke bottles at them. Sometimes flaming sacks of dung. Depends on my mood. If I'm really annoyed, I'll call Bjork - she makes problems go away.
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