Thursday, September 25, 2008

"Nobody puts Baby Angie in a Corner"


...except, apparently, movie poster designers. What exactly is the message here? Attack of the 50 Foot Woman? Angelina will one day overpower us all !

bonus jpeg: I've redesigned the poster to make it more appropriate for the context in which the movie intends to be received. (Thanks to Fox in the comments for his fine tuning suggestion!)

10 comments:

Fox said...

Clint-Ling sounds perverted to me, but I don't know why... other than that I'm a pervert. (Well, no, I do know why... it makes me think of "clit-ring", but being said by a Chinese person.)

But wow. Yeah, that poster is whacked!! It looks like Angelina is about to eat that dude's head.

Kamila said...

I LOVED the "Clint-ling" poster!!! :-)

Fox said...

Though I second Kamila on loving the poster, what if the title was Clint-Bling?

Yes? No? "Shut up, Fox!"?

Anonymous said...

Hilarious and perfect poster revision. I am hotly anticipating the movie, though. I think it'll deserve that Oscar.

Rob said...

I actually admire the audacity of the poster -- I'll always choose an odd, ambitious poster image over a bland one -- but it DOES look like a movie where a 50-foot Angelina is planning to devour a small child.

Ian K. said...

Excellent comparison!

Chris Na Taraja said...

Is that Angelina trying to be Marlena? or is this a poster for Lip enhancement?

NATHANIEL R said...

would that Hilary did not inspire taglines in my head.

the world is going crazy

Anonymous said...

So nothing about Bill Condon producing the Oscars this year? That's huge news, and could make the Oscars the gayest it's been in years (and I mean that in the best possible way!!!).

Glenn said...

Awful poster. The revision though is quite funny.