Sunday, March 11, 2007

Say What? Penelope

I asked you to give this still of Christina Ricci in the upcoming Penelope dialogue or a caption. Two winners: The Snow Leopard -- "phone in" hee and I also got a good chuckle out of Jeanette's funny AI joke. So that's whose behind the phone calls.


Putting this joke up here outs me as a frequent American Idol watcher. I hate it... and yet... and yet... and yet I watch. What is wrong with me?

P.S. Sanjaya is not that bad. At least he can stay in tune. Which is more than can be said for many AI participants.

23 comments:

Paul C. said...

First the chain and now this. What am I, Lazarus- a NUN?

tim r said...

"I'm trying to work with Barry Sonnenfeld again, but he just farted..."

Poli said...

Can I take off the scarf now? I'm sure people have forgotten about me in Monster by now.

Colin said...

"I never handle public phones if I can, I'm afraid of the syphilis."

Michael Parsons said...

"Honey....it's that breather again"

Anonymous said...

"Addams Family Values is playing at 5:45 and Casper at 8:00. Hmm....that might expain the stench".

Aaron said...

Hello, Don Roos? Are you planning The Opposite of Sex 2 yet?... No?... Well, don't tell anyone I called...

Jeanette said...

(in a muffled voice) Now Sanjaya will be on American Idol for yet ANOTHER week. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

"Can't... escape... the... stench... of... Black Snake Moan..."

Anonymous said...

Zodiac killer, er, heavy breather revealed!

Anonymous said...

Hello, Meredith...It's Hannah Daives...yea the chic who pulled her hand off the bomb in that guy, sorry bout that...listen bring over Dr. McSteamy and Dr. McDreamy...I have an itch that needs to be scrahahahatched (ala BSM)...thanx gurl.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, I'm here in Toronto. Are you SURE that the SARS scare is over?"


oh and jeanette's totally cracked me up.

Neon Dasher said...

''No,Billie Jean is not Lover and the kid is not my Son... And yes this is my Real Voice!...''

J.D. said...

After Jeanette's, I don't know if I should. Oh well...

"Hm. This is an odd looking phone. Is that spit? Eww. Better put these gloves on. Eww, it smells like Charlize Theron's vajayjay!! Better put this scarf over my mouth. What's with all these weird buttons on my coat? I better do Cursed 2. Um, hello? Wes Craven? I'm in. Oh, you found someone else? Who? ROSE McGAWAN?!? Who the hell is that? She was on 'Charmed'? Nope, doesnt ring a bell. I'm bored. I miss Casper."

Frankly Speaking said...

Don't go outside, Ann Coulter just opened her mouth.

Marco said...

"Clint? I don´t think they like the idea of doing an western version of Penelope..."

Anonymous said...

"Hello CASPER?... what a MONSTER? ...ANYTHING ELSE? i can't talk that long.. I'm CURSED... "

Anonymous said...

After the ordeal of filming Black Snake Moan, Ricci decides to phone in her performance in Penelope.

AMMONART25 said...

"Hello..is that IMAX? Just letting you know that if all your screenings of the 300 are sold out this weekend i'm happy to negotiate a deal to screen it on my forehead..."

Anonymous said...

"Hello, Julia? Damn it, why didn't you warn me about the side effects of those injections! My mouth looks like I bought it from a novelty shop! Get down here right now so I can beat the living Botox out of you!"

Pedro said...

"Wynona, your tips were awsome! But I used a scarf not to be resognized."

Anonymous said...

"Let's not, shall we?"

J.D. said...

For watching AI at all, there is something wrong with you. I personally think it's brainwashing by Rupert Murdoch.