Sunday, January 17, 2010

Golden Globes 01/17/10: Arrivals

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Nathaniel: I can't promise the live-blogging for tonight's Golden Globe Gala. But something will emerge from this internet ether eventually... a screenshot here or there, a cry of despair or jubilation, random comments from my party guests. Or maybe just a winner's list. We'll see. You're busy playing drinking games anyway. Perhaps a shot every time La Streep mugs a reaction shot?

Ricky Gervais is funny but I'm not really accustomed to hosts at the Globes. How will it go? The joy of the Globes is really watching the drunk reaction shots and glimpses of the seating arrangements. Not the banter / monologues. We'll see.

Everyone: Nathaniel look at Mariah's boobs!

Mariah is verklempt by her own cleavage!

Rich: That's actually demure for her.
txtcritic: They appear to have baby oil smeared all over them.

txtcritic: me no likey Jon Hamm + beard

Nathaniel: Eli Roth just interrupted a Penélope Cruz interview. This would only ever be acceptable under one circumstance: Her movie is sinking like a rock in awards season. Plus, this was obviously a Weinstein Co. moment. PS. I'm not a fan of Eli Roth but I do like him all cleaned up. It's very Brad Pitt all Clark Gable'ish in the final act of Inglourious Basterds "BON GIORNIO!"

txtcritic: Julia Roberts appears to be wearing the Nobel Peace Prize around her neck.

Nathaniel: I love Sophia Vergara on Modern Family. Ryan Seacrest asked her about the rain. "We're not M&Ms. We're not going to melt." She's adorable. And is wearing a color people don't usually were and that M&Ms don't come in.


Carl Joseph Papa said...

they look scary. they are bigger than my ass

Travis said...

how drunk/awesome was julia roberts? "So I've heard that NBC is down the toilet right now!"

GAH, I love the Golden Globes!

A. Fairchild said...

Is it just me, or is Penelope Cruz turning into Sophia Loren?

Klemen said...

I know it's wrong, but I couldn't help but laugh when Monique said 'play with her'.
And Nicole is gorgeous:)

Klemen said...

So Felicity Huffman is drunk, right?That's why u gotta love the Globes.

Fernando Moss said...

Sofia Vergara yes... I love her too and I think she's one of the best dressed tonight (if nothe THE best)

Magicub said...

Sofia presenting a golden globe, Viva Colombia,

Marshall1 said...

Is it just me or do other people actually think Eli Roth is becoming sexier and sexier......?