Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Hump Day Hottie: Complete Unknown!

A crazy thing about Hollywood: even unknowns are just
___________________gah....can't.... form sentences. Beauty!

Exhibit A: Babak Tafti
Very soon you'll see him (well, if you don't blink) as a prisoner in In the Valley of Elah and as 'kid in hallway' in that new Terminator spinoff 'Sarah Connor' TV series. Makes you wonder what other treasures the IMDB holds for those clicking around. I was going to include an Exhibit B and Exhibit C for a more fully realized thematic post but they're called "unknowns" for a reason. Where to even begin with the knowing?

And thus ends Season 3 of Hump Day Hotties. Season 4 will begin after an early Fall hiatus. Hump Day Hotties has been a Polysexual Blog Offering.

Season 3 Group Action Grindhouse Girls, Batman's New Bitches, 'too hot for hotties' Men Justin Theroux, Rodrigo Santoro, Paul Newman, Robert Downey Jr, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Jamie Bell, James Marsden, Silver Surfer, Jason Isaacs , Topher Grace Women Anne Hathaway, Nicole Kidman, Kate Winslet, Maggie Gyllenhaal , Natalie Portman Program Interruptus Homer Simpson, Cruella de Vil, Maggie Smith

Season 2 Group Action Qi Shu & Chen Chang, Jamie Dornan & Asia ArgentoHot on TV Men Djimon Hounsou, Channing Tatum, Hugh Jackman , Brad Pitt, James McAvoy, Cheyenne Jackson, Daniel Craig Women Scarlett Johansson and Cleavage,Naomie Harris, Uma Thurman Program Interruptus Jenny

Season 1 Group Action Capote Boys, Viggo & Maria , ABBA, Fiennes & Weisz, The Men That Got Away (Vanity Fair), Wet Movie Stars Men Gael Garcia Bernal, Orlando Bloom, Cillian Murphy, Daniel Craig, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Penn, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Tim Gunn and Totally Gratuitous Jake Gyllenhaal Women Gong Li, Rachel McAdams, Madonna, "Starbuck" from Battlestar Galactica, Thandie Newton, Emmanuelle Béart, Meryl Streep, "Selene" and the uncategorizable "Lady Tottington"


Anonymous said...

Yay! Can't wait for Season 4.

Whenever I read the title "In the Valley of Elah" I just can't stop thinking of that semi-annoying Rihanna single:

"In the valley of Elah, Elah, Elah, eh, eh, eh."

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

Anonymous said...

Ah, lovely. He's of Persian descent, it me.

Unknown said...

your Jonathan Rhys-Meyers link is broken. The URL is missing the S at the end of his name.


thanks. fixed. also fixed madonna and 'wet movie stars'

geez not sure why the errors occurred.

Anonymous said...

That Tafti character looks like a terrorist, so I, as a citizen of the free United States of America, wil not be allowed to watch his films.